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Colleen, 17. Here's your lucky chance to get to know me. If thats not cool, then i don't know what is (i swear im only this cocky over the internet lmao)

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via g0rrin)

spermbanker:

hair is so weird… it’s just lines. and sometimes the lines look good and sometimes the lines look bad… how

(via g0rrin)

when a bomb is about to go off in a movie

  • bomb: 0:05
  • five minutes later
  • bomb: 0:04

movsi:

corophagia:

The Central Nervous System, containing the brain and spinal cord.

This is who you are.

(Source: 365daysofhorror, via g0rrin)

rawrism:

Don’t start an argument with a girl because they all have 45020194 GB memories and will bring up something you did at 14:23PM on 23/04/2007

(Source: rawrism, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

(via laughbitches)

fivestupidboys:

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

image

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wo0ly:

carrrrx:

this makes me happy

same

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lsdzeppelin:

warmpastry:

holy fucking shit

What the fuCK

(Source: sonastyandsorude, via spacefck)

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